What Is Your Favorite National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Quote?

My absolute favorite Christmas movie is the National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.  My favorite quote of the entire movie (there are many) is "Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am Now"

Now its your turn:  what was your favorite National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Quote?  Put it in the comments I can't wait to see!